G-hole, Lego my Grego, Doctor Greggaman, Schmolstein.....
"Holstein is the mortar that holds my soul pancake together"
"Holstein taught me how to catch prawns, he knew about my iron deficiency"
"Holstein gently suggested instead of Off-White Velvet, what about Blue?"
"G-Hole is a more attentive lover than Warren Beatty, and better hung"
"He made me choose between his mac 'n cheese and heroin; I chose heroin but regret it every day"
"Greg directed the film I did with Jonathan Brandis, I can't remember what its called.
"Dr. Greggaman was my adjunct professor at both NYU and Columbia, he never emotionally let me in."
"Greg is pretty much my second favorite child"
- Phil Holstein
"Greg attempted CPR on his twin brother Craig in utero, Aaron Sorkin bought the ultrasound and is developing the feature."
"Two months before the Athens Olympics I had no talent and was living in a tent made out of soiled bed sheets and cat skin on the streets of Cleveland, then I met Greg...."
"When the government was after me for tax evasion, Greg was kind enough to find me a safe-house in Bermuda."
"Let's just say I wasn't a virgin before I layed with G-d .......how does Jesus Holstein sound?"
-Mary of Nazareth
"Before we met Holstein we were calling ourselves P4"
-Successful rock band U2
"Dr. Greggaman was the Mohel at my son's Bris. I've never seen a more precise foreskin removal."
"Is that your Final Answer?"
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