“Push the button up top and slip into some Duck Sauce with me” Greg
“You’ve got sloppy seconds bro” Greg
About
G-hole, Lego my Grego, Doctor Greggaman, Schmolstein.....
"Holstein is the mortar that holds my soul pancake together"
-Alex Trebeck
"Holstein taught me how to catch prawns, he knew about my iron deficiency"
-John Hamm
"Holstein gently suggested instead of Off-White Velvet, what about Blue?"
-David Lynch
"G-Hole is a more attentive lover than Warren Beatty, and better hung"
-Annette Benning
"He made me choose between his mac 'n cheese and heroin; I chose heroin but regret it every day"
-Courtney Love
"Greg directed the film I did with Jonathan Brandis, I can't remember what its called.
-Chuck Norris
"Dr. Greggaman was my adjunct professor at both NYU and Columbia, he never emotionally let me in."
-James Franco
"Greg is pretty much my second favorite child"
- Phil Holstein
"Greg attempted CPR on his twin brother Craig in utero, Aaron Sorkin bought the ultrasound and is developing the feature."
-Alyse Holstein
"Two months before the Athens Olympics I had no talent and was living in a tent made out of soiled bed sheets and cat skin on the streets of Cleveland, then I met Greg...."
-Michael Phelps
"When the government was after me for tax evasion, Greg was kind enough to find me a safe-house in Bermuda."
-Amelia Earhart
"Let's just say I wasn't a virgin before I layed with G-d .......how does Jesus Holstein sound?"
-Mary of Nazareth
"Before we met Holstein we were calling ourselves P4"
-Successful rock band U2
"Dr. Greggaman was the Mohel at my son's Bris. I've never seen a more precise foreskin removal."
-Dustin Hoffman
"Is that your Final Answer?"
-Regis Philbin
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